Under The Mistletoe
Bobby stared at himself in the bathroom mirror and adjusted the headband another time. try as he might, he just wasn't able to get the mistletoe to hang straight. When it wasn't listing to the left or to the right, it drooped down in front of his face, which kind of defeated the purpose.
He'd borrowed the headband from his room-mate's girlfriend ("I hope you don't expect this back, J, I will do horrible, horrible things to it." "It's okay; I never liked that one anyway."), and he'd bought the mistletoe -- plastic -- at one of the dollar stores in town. ( ... )